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The life and Crimes of a Bakery Schlampe
I get paid 6 bucks an hour for THIS?!
Created on 2007-01-24 00:47:40 (#12114760), last updated 2007-01-27
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| Name: | The Bakery Schlampe of Shop-N-Save |
|---|---|
| Location: | Monongah, West Virginia, United States |
| Website: | My OTHER LJ |
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This is the diary of
emptyonion, who has decided to document her third stint at Shop-N-Save's bakery department. This is open to the public, but her actual blog isn't.
Okay, enough with this third-person shit. I'm working at Shop-N-Save AGAIN and thanks to me now having a digi cam, I can share with you all the joys of closing up a bakery department Fridays and Monday nights. I will exhibit the perils and dangers of cake decorating, box crushing, and last-minute customers. Journey with me into the realms of mylar balloons and helium tanks as they crash horribly into the freezers of donuts and cookies. Retch as yet another customer comes to harass my all-ready underpaid ass about something I could really care less about1 Ah yes, there is nothing like an evening with me, Grue, at the Shop-N-Save bakery...

This is the diary of
Okay, enough with this third-person shit. I'm working at Shop-N-Save AGAIN and thanks to me now having a digi cam, I can share with you all the joys of closing up a bakery department Fridays and Monday nights. I will exhibit the perils and dangers of cake decorating, box crushing, and last-minute customers. Journey with me into the realms of mylar balloons and helium tanks as they crash horribly into the freezers of donuts and cookies. Retch as yet another customer comes to harass my all-ready underpaid ass about something I could really care less about1 Ah yes, there is nothing like an evening with me, Grue, at the Shop-N-Save bakery...
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bakeries, bakery clerks, bakery department, baking, birthday cakes, box crushing, cake, closing, cookies, coping, food stores, grocery store workers, grocery stores, idiot customers, mylar balloons, sav-a-lot, shitty pay, shop n' save
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